People who read on the john... control freaks?
I have heard of people reading whilst on the toilet before, and I have to say, I was intrigued. So I tried it, it doesn't work. When I am in the bathroom I am focused, I have a purpose, I don't idly or friolously waste time pondering the central theme of 'War and Peace' I bite my lip and give it hell! (austin powers)
So I ask myself; who does read on the toilet? The answer undoubtedly comes back again and again (Seinfeld) control freaks! These people have to control the very innerworkings of their own body. They, unlike you or me, do not wait for the call of nature. Instead they set aside time